An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY.
He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and..
Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So you Believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to
help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
( Student is silent )
Professor : You can't answer, can you?
Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come fro ?
Student : From.. GOD.
Professor : That's right.
Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?
(Student does not answer)
Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?
All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?
( Student has no answer )
Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
Tell me, son . .. . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?
Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No sir. There isn't.
( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )
Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat,
White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat...
But we don't have anything called Cold..
We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat,
but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir.
Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called
Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
You argue there is Life and then there is Death,
a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite,
something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen,
much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved
from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process,
yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )
Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
Cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
( The Class is in Uproar )
Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?
( The Class breaks out into Laughter )
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable,
Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have No Brain, sir.
With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?
(The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable. )
Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . .
The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.
NB:
I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .
You'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same .. . . won't you?
Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . .. or FAITH.
It turned out later that the student is Albert Einstein.
note: However, no confirmation was made if this student was indeed Albert Einstein... well its something to think about isn't it.
01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus
07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
09) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct - Ang pato
14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
21) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
22) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
23) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
24) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
25) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
26) Profit - Patunayan mo
27) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
28) Backlog - bacon saka egg
29) Beehive - magpakatino ka
30) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
31) Debug - ang ipis
32) Defrag - ang palaka
33) Defense - ang bakod
34) Defer - ang balahibo
35) Deflate - ang plato
36) Detest - ang eksamin
37) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V
38) Devote - ang boto
39) Dilemma - brownout!, a!
40) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
41) Forums - apat na kwarto
42) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
43) Liturgy - what comes after litur F
44) Thesis - ito ay..
45) Repel-ginagawa sa printer at bolpen kung wala na itong ink
46) Torpedo - takot manligaw
47) Zoology- ang science ng pagtatahi
48) Deletion - The balat of DELETION is crispy and delicious!
49) About - It is bigger than a ship! (A boat)
50) Conclusion - Buksan mo ang pinto CONCLUSION
51) Opinion - Opposite ng CONCLUSION. Pag di naka sara ang pinto, OPINION
52) Schooling - Hello Who's SCHOOLING?
53) Hostess - *Ring* *Ring* *Ring* Hello Hostess?
54) Cheeks - After 5 and before 7. Five, CHEEKS, Seven, Eight
55) Kulong - pabango. Ang bango mo ah! What's your kulong?
55) Lion - Wala Yun
56) Affect - If the cd is pirated, it is AFFECT copy.
57) Suspicious - So Spacious
58) Adieu - If you live in Israel, you are ADIEU
1) GUYS MAYBE FLIRTING AROUND ALL DAY, BUT BEFORE THEY GO TO SLEEP, THEY ALWAYS THINK ABOUT THE GIRL THEY TRULY CARE ABOUT...
2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
3)GUYS GO CRAZY OVER A GIRL"S SMILE (:
4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
5) GIVING A GUY A HANGING MESSAGE LIKE " YOU KNOW WHAT? ..UH.. NEVERMIND.." WOULD MAKE HIM JUMP TO A CONCLUSION THAT IS FAR FROM WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. AND HE'LL ASSUME HE DID SOMETHING WRONG AND HE'LL OBSESS ABOUT IT TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT.
6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!!
9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
11) IF A GUY LOOKS UNUSUALLY CALM AND LAID BACK, HE'S PROBABLY FAKING IT AND HE IS REALLY THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING
12) WHEN A GUY SAYS HE IS GOING CRAZY ABOUT THE GIRL, HE REALLY IS..
13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me
14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking
something.
16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them
17) A GUY WOULD GIVE THE WORLD TO BE ABLE TO READ A GIRL'S MIND FOR A DAY.
18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He's just too stubborn to admit it
19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!!
Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
21)Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
"The experience gathered from the books, though often valuable, is but the nature of learning whereas the experience gained from the actual life is of the nature of wisdom."
"My wallet? Where is it?" were my first words when I found out my wallet was missing. I searched my memory for a few good seconds, then realized that I had left my precious wallet at the library. Not only did I leave it at the library, but I had left it in the library's public bathroom! I distinctly remembered seeing it on the shelf as I went to the bathroom.
Because the library was now closed, I had to wait until the next morning to begin my search. When I got there the next day, all I found was a sparkling clean restroom, its counters clean and its floors shiny white. This was the first time I could remember ever hating to see a clean bathroom. As I walked out, I looked at myself in the mirror and shook my head at the forgetful fool in front of me.
Now all I could hope for was that the person who cleaned the bathroom had already found my wallet. So I politely approached an old lady reading her book at the front desk. I asked her if a wallet had been found in the bathroom yesterday. She didn't answer me until she found a good place to pull herself away from her book. Then she peered at me from behind her thick black glasses parked on her nose. Letting out a quite sigh, she slowly struggled out of her comfortable sitting position. She walked through a door and vanished for a moment. Then she came back to the desk.
"No."
That was that. I quickly thanked her and walked off.
I wondered wht I would do if I had found a wallet containing sixty dollars, a phone card and many other irreplaceable personal items. Finally, I painfully accepted the fact that my wallet was gone.
A week later, after I had canceled my bank card and reported my license missing, I recieved a mysterious packagein the mail. Sure enough, it was my wallet! And most amazingly, nothing was missing! But something was different about it. There was a little yellow sheet of paper folded up in one of the wallet pockets that had not been there before. I slowly unfolded the paper. I nto my hand fell a little copper medallion of Christ. The letter read something like this:
Always keep this medallion with you, no matter what your religion is, so that an angel that was watching over you last week will always be close.
This person didn't even leave a return address, so I couldn't thank whoever it was. I felt that this was an act of pure kindness that was extremely rare.
From that day on, I promised myself that whenever I am in a situation where I can help others the way that this person helped me, I will follow this example and make them as happy as I was when I opened that package!
For those who have seen the 2nd movie of the Death Note Series, L died 23 days after Yagami Light was defeated. In this movie, we will be seeing what L did during his last 23 days. This movie is different from the other two movies since it wont be dealing much with the Death Note. And also, Near, the successor of L, had his first appearance on this movie. The movie showed how Near got his name and how he ended up in the Wammy House. It also showed how Near and L got acquainted. I wont be spilling much about the movie, better see it for yourself. But for me, this movie is great. ^^,
48) Deletion - The balat of DELETION is crispy and delicious!
49) About - It is bigger than a ship! (A boat)
50) Conclusion - Buksan mo ang pinto CONCLUSION
51) Opinion - Opposite ng CONCLUSION. Pag di naka sara ang pinto, OPINION
52) Schooling - Hello Who's SCHOOLING?
53) Hostess - *Ring* *Ring* *Ring* Hello Hostess?
54) Cheeks - After 5 and before 7. Five, CHEEKS, Seven, Eight
55) Kulong - pabango. Ang bango mo ah! What's your kulong?
55) Lion - Wala Yun
56) Affect - If the cd is pirated, it is AFFECT copy.
57) Suspicious - So Spacious
58) Adieu - If you live in Israel, you are ADIEU
01) Contemplate - kulang ang mga pinggan
02) Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
03) Ice Buko - nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
04) Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
05) Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
06) Devastation - sakayan ng bus
07) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
08) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
09) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct - Ang pato
14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit - Gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City - Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
21) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
22) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
23) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
24) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
25) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
26) Profit - Patunayan mo
27) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balance diet
28) Backlog - bacon saka egg
29) Beehive - magpakatino ka
30) CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto
31) Debug - ang ipis
32) Defrag - ang palaka
33) Defense - ang bakod
34) Defer - ang balahibo
35) Deflate - ang plato
36) Detest - ang eksamin
37) Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V
38) Devote - ang boto
39) Dilemma - brownout!, a!
40) Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
41) Forums - apat na kwarto
42) July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
43) Liturgy - what comes after litur F
44) Thesis - ito ay..
45) Repel-ginagawa sa printer at bolpen kung wala na itong ink
46) Torpedo - takot manligaw
47) Zoology- ang science ng pagtatahi
